15 minutes of fame can kill you
I love food. And I love all kinds of food from swanky fancy meals to hotdogs and fries. So it should not be a shock to anyone that I love the Food Networks show, "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives" Hosted by Guy Ferri. I am such a fan that anytime I am traveling to a new city or even cities I have been to in the past I look on the web site flavortownusa.com to see if any of the places that were on the shows are there and I try my best to get to them. This little "hobby" has led me to some amazing food discoveries, the Red Iguana in Salt Lake City, Pats BBQ in Salt Lake City, Magnolia Cafe in Austin Texas, Marietta Diner in Marietta Georgia.
But then I was planning a trip to Maine and I saw the episode on The Porthole, in portland Maine. Here, you watch the segment and see if you are not just drooling at the thoughts of the food there.
So, I talked the family into trying the place and we showed on a Wednesday summer afternoon in Portland, hungry from a long flight and we were excited to try the place. I took a picture of the sign to add to my facebook collection of Triple D ( Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives) adventures and entered the place. The chef from the segment could been seen in the kitchen and I was geeking out at being there and even saw the "Guy ate here" sign on the wall. So we waited to be seated for our turn to try the tasty treats, and we waited, and we waited. After a good 15 mins of standing there while the staff whisked back and forth they finally took notice we were there and told us to sit anywhere. It seems they had a hostess stand outside if you wanted outside seating but if you wanted inside it was a free for all. So we sat.....and waited some more. Another 15-20 mins passed before someone from the staff graced us with their presence. The family and I kept getting more and more frustrated as the time went by. Normally I would have already walked out, but we really wanted to try the food. After some dismissive comments from the waitress about the delay we got up and left. I was very disappointed.
The problem with having your business profiled on a national stage like that is the expectations that are set for people that see that and then seek you out, expecting not only the great and amazing products they see but a great level of customer service as well. We did manage to give the Porthole another try a few days later on our way back through town and yes the food was very good, but the service was still slow and there was this "you are lucky we let you eat here" attitude in the place. I will not be going back there again. Promises of excellence that are empty or fall short of that expectation are failures, pure and simple. It matters not if you now think you are great because of what you did in the past, or because the one day a film crew was there you had the staff be polite and attentive. What matters is how you treat the current customer, and how you treat the next one.
Too often you see businesses that may have been these fantastic companies in the past, that now are failing to live up to their past standards. Sure these businesses may continue to have some success but they will never be that special company that people talk about on and on to their colleagues and friends. What will happen to them? Some will continue on serving up a mediocre experience and both they and their customers have accepted that, some will fail and shut their doors, few will turn it around.
So if you or your business gets featured and reaches that 15 minutes of fame are you going to try and just ride on the coattails of that fame? Or will you say...ok that was cool... what are we going to do next to improve upon that. That is where the challenge and real fun is.
Keystone Solutions Welcomes Jennifer Kunz to the Team
I am thrilled to announce that Keystone Solutions is expanding our team of talented individuals. This time Keystone is reaching deep into the heart of Texas and is welcoming Jennifer Kunz to the family. Jennifer will be joining Keystone as an Implementation Consultant in the Technology Solutions Group and will bring her years of expertise to help Keystone in continuing to provide best in class Digital Measurement consulting to all of our clients.
Jennifer frequently blogs at http://blog.implementalytics.com/, is a past winner in our #NerdShirtFriday contest, and can be found helping the #measure community out on twitter at @JenniKunz. So please join me in welcoming Jennifer to the Keystone Solutions family!
Thoughts from Thirty Thousand Feet
I have written and deleted and re-written this opening paragraph about six times already as I try and pull together my thoughts. It being Mother's Day I thought of writing a post about all the life lessons I learned from my Mom. But as I got into it, I got a little emotional as the last time I saw my mom was two years ago on Mothers Day. So then I thought I would do a post based on the "Wind in the Willows" and go about mocking folks while referring to them as Mr. Toad or Mr. Mole or Ratty. That was a fun 20 minutes of writing but I ended up deleting that too. As as I am sitting here on this flight after spending a glorious weekend with my family I thought about what I would say to my son about the recent events. So this is what I ended up with.
1) Be proud of yourself. The things that you have worked for are great things and you should be proud of accomplishing them. I know your Mom and I sure are.
2) Stand up for what you believe in. Don't be afraid to draw a line in the sand and hold to it. You are descended for a long line of stubborn folks and despite a few bumps in the road, that determination will serve you well in life.
3) Do not begrudge anyone else for the things that they have accomplished. Just because you do not have the same things as others or are not able to do the same things, it is no reason to whine and complain and pitch a fit like a three year old. It makes you look foolish and people will wonder how your parents would let you carry on that way.
4) Choose your friends carefully. People that hang around only when things are good will soon vanish when times are tough. Find a friend that will not only bail you out of jail, but most likely be sitting there next to you. You know what I mean here.
5) Do not be the "I'm taking my ball and going home kid" no one likes him, he gets picked last at the playground, and ends up taking a cousin to the prom.
6) Stealing this one from Abe Lincoln. "It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
7) If you poke the 400 pound bear with a stick long enough, he will rise up and remove your head from your shoulders. Think carefully about your actions and the reactions they will cause. I am not telling you to not stand up for yourself, or to not react when provoked. Just to think about whether is this a fight you want to get into. Are you willing to try and take that hill?
8 ) Lawyers are for wills, house closings, and for keeping large corporations in line. Any other use of the legal profession is shameful ambulance chasing and equates to calling for "mommy" when you pick a fight you can not win.
9) When someone kicks your friend. Do not stand by and do nothing.
10) There are just some things in life you will perceive as unfair. Suck it up. Rub some dirt on it. Move on to something else.
So now that I have typed this up and I am reading back through this, I know without any doubt that I would indeed tell these things to my son as these lessons were passed on from my parents. If only all kids these days had the benefit of a solid foundation.
Death and Taxes and ?
“in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” - Ben Franklin

Jason Thompson will cook amazing things and then taunt people by posting the pictures on the interwebs.
Speaker Series Recap
KEYSTONE SOLUTIONS
This week I was fortunate enough to get to participate in not one, but two panels on Digital Measurement with Red Door Interactive in San Diego and Denver. It is always great to get a chance to meet with and talk to others in this industry about the challenges that we face and how others are handling these challenges. Both events drew a diverse crowd from all levels of experience and across multiple verticals. And even with this diversity there were quite a number of common themes that came out of the panelists and the questions of the attendees. The three points that I hope every attendee left with are these:
Develop the talent you have.
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